tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46249978096253027932024-02-07T13:34:11.119-08:00TV Dinner RatingsAaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-51466641831127528302011-01-07T10:25:00.000-08:002011-01-07T10:29:20.659-08:00Swanson Classics “Boneless Pork”<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikKhI0gZOc7vtV9PdF_9ilBHHibt1LsqqyXX7snlE8ru-brh5qNCRXhFV-q8rYgTYgPJ62fPrNccSU5eBr8AJqKERBXtcjqx8XQ8gXj33ANuGB5evXpE1yQdJ-v35bHIS56s6BXYmS3r4/s1600/IMG_0825.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikKhI0gZOc7vtV9PdF_9ilBHHibt1LsqqyXX7snlE8ru-brh5qNCRXhFV-q8rYgTYgPJ62fPrNccSU5eBr8AJqKERBXtcjqx8XQ8gXj33ANuGB5evXpE1yQdJ-v35bHIS56s6BXYmS3r4/s320/IMG_0825.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5559512504943462018" /></a><br /><div><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Its ironic that Swanson meals are run by the “Pinnacle Food Group” as this meal is nowhere near the pinnacle of anything. The target market for this meal is most likely the same people who would buy a McRib. Fortunately for this review I have consumed a McRib, and can tell you that if you were looking for a McRib substitute in TV-Dinner form to keep looking because this meal fails to deliver. </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The carrots were the only redeeming part of this meal they tasted exactly like frozen carrots. The potatoes had an added bit of butter/margarine sauce to add some flavor and it did help quite a bit. However, the mashed potatoes failed miserably on a textural level and felt like trying to consume cotton balls. I had to add water back to the potatoes to make them possible to swallow. This is a 180 from the banquet brand meals which often have very soupy potatoes.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The meat, as you can see, appeared to be wallowing in what in reality looked closer to brown gravy than barbecue sauce. The sauce is a valiant attempt compared to most meat-patty sauces. It had a slight amount of spiciness to it along with the piquant note from vinegar as well as a sweetness and smokiness that is expected in most styles of barbecue sauce despite lacking a certain amount of ruddiness. The best way I can describe the taste and texture of the “Rib-Shaped” patty is if you were to imagine what it would be like to eat the illegitimate love-child of the patty from a salisbury steak meal and a Jimmy Dean sausage and cover it with barbecue sauce. Like most “meat patties” for meals in this price-range there is no need to pull out a fork to eat this as a spoon is all you need to cut through the meat. </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I would recommend this meal if you were curious about trying it, but it certainly is not a freezer essential like other, more classic meals such as salisbury steak or meatloaf. My overall rating is thus a 66%.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Vital Statistics</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Calories: 340</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Total Fat: 14g</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Cholesterol: 30mg</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Sodium: 1060mg</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Total Carbohydrates: 43g</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Protein: 11g</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Kosher: LOL</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Time to Cook: 4 minutes for 1.1KW microwave</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Suggested beverage pairings: Mexican beers, Coca-Cola, Lemonade</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Price as tested: $1.33</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Overall Rating: 66%</span></span></p></div>Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-27134406140082124872011-01-07T10:17:00.001-08:002011-01-07T10:25:27.319-08:00Banquet Select Recipes “Classic Fried Chicken”<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRV0pc-eEEFdaet-9kORhU-wG7_kI3o8lveeQ8ygTRuFBkebylzNLNupZnoDvB9PI6dkgD8QwOHRfDaCw61ASaVCIO3FydYuNkTpE_4tWO9ajEChLCFqOl654Io0LdaqA1hbET9MuQg78/s1600/IMG_0811.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRV0pc-eEEFdaet-9kORhU-wG7_kI3o8lveeQ8ygTRuFBkebylzNLNupZnoDvB9PI6dkgD8QwOHRfDaCw61ASaVCIO3FydYuNkTpE_4tWO9ajEChLCFqOl654Io0LdaqA1hbET9MuQg78/s320/IMG_0811.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5559511419274273714" /></a><br /><div><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">What could be more classic than fried chicken? Nothing. Thats why this is the only banquet meal to my knowledge that uses “classic” as a descriptor. This meal is meant to remind you of all the times your mother would make you a delicious, crispy, batter-dipped chicken. </span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The meat in this dish is the chicken thigh, which, coincidentally is probably my favorite part of the chicken because it has good flavor and a lot of succulent fat and rarely gets dry and tough during cooking. Its also the cheapest part of a chicken as breasts, and wings command a premium. The price, and not the flavor is probably why the thigh appears in this meal, and really, the meat is quite good. the breading on the chicken leaves something to be desired, however. The breading is chewy, overly salty, and greasier than than the hair of a used car-salesman. Despite this, there was considerably less self-loathing that occurred after eating this meal when compared to that which I regularly experience with fried chicken from Church’s, Popeyes or KFC. I can only to go KFC once or twice a year, because after I eat it I always feel so dirty I have to take a shower. After eating KFC I feel like the only reason I did it was because I hate myself and wanted to be punished. All it takes is sharing a family-sized bucket meal with a few friends and you will know what I mean. However, I’m sure that if you ate three classic fried chicken meals, you would feel this same sense of loathing.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Despite the meal being premium, there is no added quality in the potatoes or corn compared to a standard banquet meal which have been reviewed before. Apparently, premium in this case means that the meat is from a recognizable part of an animal. The bottom-line is that this extra money for a premium entree is probably worth it in the banquet line. The extra $0.69 is well worth the peace of mind that comes from eating a animal part that is identifiable. This is a pretty standard TV-Dinner and one you shouldn't feel ashamed about opening when you have a night all to yourself. It not that good, but not that bad which is why I give it a 81%.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Vital Statistics</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Calories: 440</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Total Fat: 26g</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Cholesterol: 80mg</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Sodium: 1140mg</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Total Carbohydrates: 30g</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Protein: 22g</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Kosher: yes</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Time to Cook: 5 minutes for 1.1KW microwave</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Suggested beverage pairings: Milk, Chocolate Milk, Pepsi products, OE 400/Colt 45</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Price as tested: $1.69</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Times"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Overall Rating: 81%</span></span></p></div><div><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><br /></span></div>Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-62304719695935208002009-11-19T16:22:00.000-08:002009-11-19T16:26:03.839-08:00Hungry-Man “Roasted Carved Turkey”<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0CxfPpT8G02JqfP6xXW2v6sVZWUyr5qQTVpcGl28BxVe6Mhutd2oJjaJwv25GWhT6PFtySlzxhHKJwcOpj3ybkT0Bi3tLhYgTkMnKKdIJPFCiCFTfiImLhyNhM_ylIoq9IcMbMOPR84o/s1600/IMG_0231.JPG" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0CxfPpT8G02JqfP6xXW2v6sVZWUyr5qQTVpcGl28BxVe6Mhutd2oJjaJwv25GWhT6PFtySlzxhHKJwcOpj3ybkT0Bi3tLhYgTkMnKKdIJPFCiCFTfiImLhyNhM_ylIoq9IcMbMOPR84o/s320/IMG_0231.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405975301313426850" /></a><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">You don’t have to spend Thanksgiving alone when you can spend it with the Hungry-Man “Roasted Carved Turkey” TV dinner. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">The turkey in this meal is instantly recognizable as turkey, which is quite a step forward for most TV dinners. The corn tastes as good as any quality frozen corn you could buy. The mashed potatoes do not have the watery flavor and texture associated with many TV dinner mashed potatoes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Sadly, the gravy and stuffing fail to live up to the rest of the meal. The gravy is sickly sweet for gravy and the stuffing is very dry and almost chewy. Overall there is a definitely higher overall level of quality than seen in the banquet brand dinners but you certainly pay for it in the extra cost. I’m not sure of what to make of the cranberry apple “dessert”. It didn’t really strike me as dessert; it was more like a cranberry dipping sauce. It tasted like cranberry and was good for dipping, but not for eating by the spoonful like most desserts.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">This meal makes a lot of sense. For $2.69, you can have thanksgiving dinner in about 8 minutes. There is minimal mess to clean up, no actual cooking skills are required, and it tastes like thanksgiving for the most part. This dinner was made for people spending thanksgiving by them selves. I wouldn’t recommend actually eating this on thanksgiving alone, it is going to be depressing. It’s a good TV dinner, but its no thanksgiving dinner. Despite a pound of food this isn’t going to make you feel like you have to take off your pants and take a nap. You may need 2 of these meals for that to happen and eating two hungry-man TV dinners back to back by yourself on thanksgiving sounds kind of depressing. But, if you love thanksgiving and want a taste year-round and all the convenience described above, this is your go-to meal. I give it a 83%<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Vital Statistics<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Calories: 560<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Total Fat: 18g<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Cholesterol: 55mg<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sodium: 1620mg<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Total Carbohydrates: 78g<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Protein: 19g<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Kosher: yes<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Time to Cook: 8 minutes for 1.1KW microwave<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Suggested beverage pairings: Milk, Whiskey, or anything else that will drown your sorrows<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Price as tested: $2.69<o:p></o:p></p> <span style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US;font-family:Times;font-size:12.0pt;">Overall Rating: 83%</span><!--EndFragment-->Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-56491551305793873622009-11-11T20:25:00.000-08:002009-11-11T20:30:03.370-08:00Banquet Brand “Cheesy Smothered Meat Patty Meal”<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU0W_nfJJKS4SjqZpR5i2-opIVE69FncjkTpSpDKn0UPWgOUCyzTUTymQUX2sD7GKeWzsg_qOcff4gX38rjdpz7alEIoiRXwdsKYsiTqtd-UZExKG17rzwCXDreL03pKmk8XjozxzuqYY/s1600-h/IMG_0228.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU0W_nfJJKS4SjqZpR5i2-opIVE69FncjkTpSpDKn0UPWgOUCyzTUTymQUX2sD7GKeWzsg_qOcff4gX38rjdpz7alEIoiRXwdsKYsiTqtd-UZExKG17rzwCXDreL03pKmk8XjozxzuqYY/s320/IMG_0228.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403068772513661266" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--><br /><p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes. I did actually eat that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Do I regret it? Yes. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Not surprisingly, the worst part of the meal was not the potatoes. The potatoes were standard banquet brand potatoes. They are the soupy, potato-flavored starch granules that you know and love. The first thing that should tell you and most of the animal kingdom not to eat this ever is the bright orange colored cheddar cheese sauce. The second thing that tells you should not eat this is the fact that it looks like someone has vomited on top of a meat patty.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I have to say, though, the premise of this meal is probably the most American of all the TV dinners I have come across. If there is one thing America loves, it is meat. If there is another thing America loves, it is potatoes, and if we can add one more thing America loves, it is cheese.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Sadly, these elements don’t come together here to make something as great as America itself. Or anything else that involves the trifecta of American cuisine for that matter.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Also of note is the addition of “bacon”. As a connoisseur of bacon and pork products in general, I can tell you with certainty, there is no bacon like what you imagine in this meal. What is actually in this "cheese sauce" is “picnic bacon” which is more like a ham that was cured like bacon and it tough and lean. The meat patty is more than likely meat. It had the faint flavor of white castle, but somehow managed to make that taste entirely revolting. I love white castle, but whatever has happened here is heinous and wrong. The good news about this meal is that you do not need teeth to eat this. The meat patty is softer than a moist and delicious pound cake.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I’m torn up on the inside about how to rate this. This should really be a 0%, but I think I should save that rating for a meal that makes me vomit after I consume one bite. A 10% rating is probably reserved for a meal so bad I cannot manage to eat all of it. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>This therefore receives a rating of 22% and my seal of disapproval. Do not eat this unless under extenuating circumstances.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Vital Statistics<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Calories: 310<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Total Fat: 16g<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Cholesterol: 35mg<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sodium: 1160mg<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Potassium: 400mg<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Total Carbohydrates: 30g<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Protein: 13g<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Kosher: Most certainly not<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Time to Cook: 5 minutes for 1.1KW microwave<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Suggested beverage pairings: Keystone, Natty Ice, Ensure<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Price as tested: $1.00<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Overall Rating: 22%<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-91295973845515970282009-11-11T19:52:00.000-08:002009-11-11T19:55:53.286-08:00Banquet Brand “Chicken Pasta Marinara”<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCMAyW5dulEYQa0IefeJ4k6wEzM21jEykLEHTeNkbb_McO_QkcSXoL6TlDDElLqOaBF8NBaj0AWuFwWI9c8GfBJm-mP_TWYDro0sB9nCtW3N6HCu0TwDgSoi_kdikN7jupDHbmYiGn0a8/s1600-h/IMG_0227.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCMAyW5dulEYQa0IefeJ4k6wEzM21jEykLEHTeNkbb_McO_QkcSXoL6TlDDElLqOaBF8NBaj0AWuFwWI9c8GfBJm-mP_TWYDro0sB9nCtW3N6HCu0TwDgSoi_kdikN7jupDHbmYiGn0a8/s320/IMG_0227.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403060744442763010" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I have to admit, I was more excited about eating this meal than most meals. The biggest problem Banquet dinners have are their sides. They are terrible for the most part, but this meal had pasta, which made me feel more optimistic about it. The pasta and it was good. The sauce did have a hint of zestiness and Italian herbs and spices, but like a lot of banquet sauces it had a watery flavor at the same time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The chicken was well seasoned, but the texture of the meat left much to be desired. Furthermore, the chicken was an ice cube in the center after the full extent of recommended cooking.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The cooking directions explicitly state to get the inside of the chicken to 165F. I am sure that this did not happen. I am unsure of what is going to happen to my body because of this. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Overall this was pretty satisfying for a banquet TV dinner. It is certainly more classy than most banquet TV dinners and perfect for dinner dates. However, be careful, because food poisoning doesn’t help make a good first impression. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Overall rating: 73%<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Vital Statistics<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Calories: 290<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Total Fat: 14g<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Cholesterol: 15mg<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sodium: 570mg<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Potassium: 410mg<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Total Carbohydrates: 28g<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Protein: 12g<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Kosher: Yes<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Time to Cook: 3 minutes for 1.1KW microwave<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Suggested beverage pairing: sparkling mineral water, dry white wines<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Overall Rating: 73%<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-185934568226913422009-04-04T16:25:00.000-07:002009-04-04T16:29:47.583-07:00Banquet Brand “Chicken Fingers Meal”<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI4JALXMazVH6Vzh6EpSh44Cpr2D_QHALzHhI1kFnrPMB5DtYmEHbVh7rnsGzKpBf45j8U646iPJ-xM-PdZNvk5G_FUSc1yb6_cADSgSfrPz2g4xK38msRWcBTFq04ylwq-_x0bKpdp9g/s1600-h/IMG_0084.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI4JALXMazVH6Vzh6EpSh44Cpr2D_QHALzHhI1kFnrPMB5DtYmEHbVh7rnsGzKpBf45j8U646iPJ-xM-PdZNvk5G_FUSc1yb6_cADSgSfrPz2g4xK38msRWcBTFq04ylwq-_x0bKpdp9g/s320/IMG_0084.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320982508652835218" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">The most appalling part of this meal is not the fact that this they are serving a part of a chicken that doesn’t exist, the fingers. That said, still the meat the “fingers” are made of is unidentifiable and we are just going have to take their word on it actually being chicken because it sort of tastes like it. No, the most appalling part of this meal is the macaroni and cheese. I was looking forward to s side dish that wasn’t corn or mashed potatoes. Part of the problem was that the macaroni couldn’t even be considered “warm”, despite the cooking directions being followed exactly. It was bad enough that it was cold, but the flavor probably would not be improved at all if it were atomically hot.</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">The brownie tasted like all tv dinner brownies do, so if you like them you’ll like this brownie. Personally I like these well enough, however, I hope it doesn’t stick to my innards as badly as these things stick to the spoon. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">If banquet were to make a dinner that consisted of only the macaroni and cheese, it would receive my stamp of disapproval. The stuff is nasty, it doesn’t taste like macaroni, it doesn’t taste like cheese. Its watery. So far, all of the banquet dinners offered elements that weren’t good, but at the same time, they weren’t bad. This macaroni, however, is bad. If this meal came with potatoes or corn, it would probably get a 76%, but the macaroni is that bad, so it gets a 62%.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Vital Statistics</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Calories: 490</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Total Fat: 20g</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Cholesterol: 50mg</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sodium: 730mg</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Potassium: 470mg</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Total Carbohydrates: 59g</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Protein: 18g</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Kosher: Likely</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Time to Cook: 2.75- 3 minutes for 1.1KW microwave</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Suggested beverage pairing: Hi-C, Hawaiian Punch, wine coolers</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Overall Rating: 62%</span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-73221480689264344752009-03-29T10:56:00.000-07:002009-03-29T10:58:54.583-07:00Rating and Reviewing Critera<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I thought it would be helpful to in the early stages of this adventure set some guidelines for ratings and determining what is actually a TV dinner.</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">My ratings essentially is a measure of how well does this diner meet expectations. Hence, the experience you expect from a TV dinner in general will receive an average, 70%, rating.</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">An above average rating will be a dinner that meets or exceeds some expectations and dinner reaching the 90% plus range will have to exceed all expectations. It’s hard to quantify my personal expectations, but hopefully this guide will help.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="border-collapse:collapse; border:none;mso-border-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <tbody><tr> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border:solid windowtext .5pt; padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Rating, Points</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border:solid windowtext .5pt; border-left:none;mso-border-left-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Criteria</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border:solid windowtext .5pt; border-top:none;mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">100-93</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border-top:none;border-left: none;border-bottom:solid windowtext .5pt;border-right:solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;mso-border-left-alt:solid windowtext .5pt; padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">If this was served to you on a plate you might have suspected it came in TV Dinner form, but are not totally certain. “Must Try” to “Highly recommended”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border:solid windowtext .5pt; border-top:none;mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">92-83</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border-top:none;border-left: none;border-bottom:solid windowtext .5pt;border-right:solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;mso-border-left-alt:solid windowtext .5pt; padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Highly Recommended.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border:solid windowtext .5pt; border-top:none;mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">82-70</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border-top:none;border-left: none;border-bottom:solid windowtext .5pt;border-right:solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;mso-border-left-alt:solid windowtext .5pt; padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">This is the TV dinner that probably pops into your head when imagining one. Recommended.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border:solid windowtext .5pt; border-top:none;mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">69-59</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border-top:none;border-left: none;border-bottom:solid windowtext .5pt;border-right:solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;mso-border-left-alt:solid windowtext .5pt; padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Recommended with hesitations.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border:solid windowtext .5pt; border-top:none;mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">58-0</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> <td width="221" valign="top" style="width:221.4pt;border-top:none;border-left: none;border-bottom:solid windowtext .5pt;border-right:solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;mso-border-left-alt:solid windowtext .5pt; padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">“Recommended with hesitations” all the way to “Do not eat, ever”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">As far as what is a TV diner and what is not a TV dinner is concerned and my reviewing standards, I have arranged a bulleted list.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-</span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">The dinner must be cooked in the microwave</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-</span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">The dinner itself must give the impression that it alone is all you need to have a satisfying dinner for one.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-</span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Nothing may be added to the dinner to make it more palatable before and during consumption. No salt, butter, sour cream etc.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-</span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">It must be self-contained. So things like adding your own water to the dish in order to cook it is strictly forbidden. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-</span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">The meals should come in some sort of plastic or cardboard tray. It may or may not have a divider. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-</span><span style="font:7.0pt "Times New Roman""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Things that are strictly forbidden from being a TV dinner include, pizza, Hot-Pockets, meals in bags, and breakfast items. Frozen Pizzas and hot –pocket like devices should really have their own websites. Comparing frozen pizzas to TV dinners and most other things that are strictly forbidden above is an apples to oranges sort of comparison in my mind.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hopefully this will help you make better sense of the rating system and understanding what I actually will and will not review for this site. </span></span><!--EndFragment-->Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-1336024802159141972009-03-29T09:12:00.000-07:002009-03-29T16:20:27.327-07:00Banquet Brand "Salisbury Steak Meal"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRxYeHCBCmbKD0FC6_Z_nVQHZLVHIwu8KEGihRkTT9k82kdh-SsOdWy9lL7bVngrpsshVsjFp9j-RwoxWyoY3rctJjIDnIqzab6d0tkt3zI3KHQaarQbxWzgIYpJJU0KwJh-ZVDE7UolY/s1600-h/IMG_0081.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRxYeHCBCmbKD0FC6_Z_nVQHZLVHIwu8KEGihRkTT9k82kdh-SsOdWy9lL7bVngrpsshVsjFp9j-RwoxWyoY3rctJjIDnIqzab6d0tkt3zI3KHQaarQbxWzgIYpJJU0KwJh-ZVDE7UolY/s320/IMG_0081.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318646137515996434" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Salisbury steak is probably the quintessential TV dinner variety. The Banquet Brand “Salisbury Steal Meal” does not disappoint in this respect. It smells very appetizing from the microwave. It looks on par for a TV dinner. It comes with the same corn and mashed potatoes that came with the chicken fried chicken. However, the meal fails to deliver any one stand out element. The Salisbury steak itself was more reminiscent of a grilled piece of meatloaf. The gravy that came with it seems to essentially be a beef broth that has been gelatinized. Once again the meat is processed enough to be easily cut with a spoon. All in all I would say that this was once again an average TV dinner. This is the kind of flavor, taste and quality you would expect when you get a TV dinner.<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Vital Statistics</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Calories: 290</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Total Fat: 16g</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Cholesterol: 30mg</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sodium: 1100mg</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Potassium: 380mg</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Total Carbohydrates: 25g</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Protein: 11g</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Kosher: Most assuredly not</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal">Price as Tested: $0.88</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Time to Cook: 5.5-6.0 minutes for 1.1KW microwave</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Suggested beverage pairing: Milk, Seagrams Gin, Diet Pepsi</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Overall Rating: 70%</span></span><!--EndFragment-->Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-82507455010323233402009-03-28T15:35:00.000-07:002009-03-29T09:22:42.859-07:00Banquet Brand Chicken Fried Chicken Meal<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6JMyjZZ2oIFmUpXv27KkT8C1hJBlVA_8d-4szMqrKPfh8fVRzFZjet6z3Lriy7_eyPmWWiZGb6a4oFclFKOuRmSx0banixqtY7K6AltUMJaX6hScu1dcC3r0yp7t9_mFrE6Bm6rdL0HM/s1600-h/IMG_0080.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6JMyjZZ2oIFmUpXv27KkT8C1hJBlVA_8d-4szMqrKPfh8fVRzFZjet6z3Lriy7_eyPmWWiZGb6a4oFclFKOuRmSx0banixqtY7K6AltUMJaX6hScu1dcC3r0yp7t9_mFrE6Bm6rdL0HM/s320/IMG_0080.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318645930300156738" /></a><br /><div><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Times;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">The chicken fried chicken is paired with a side of mashed potatoes and corn. The corn itself is average as are the mashed potatoes and the chicken. The chicken is very processed in texture and can be easily cut with a spoon. The standout element in this dinner is by far the gravy. It had a lovely peppery flavor and the texture was adequately gravy like. All in all, the TV dinner was about what I was expecting and hence, an average rating. The potatoes almost assuredly existed in the dehydrated flake phase befor</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">e </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">being reconstituted and packaged into the PETE tray, however the flavor was average still.</span></span></span></span><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;">Calories: 350</span><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Total Fat: 18g</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Cholesterol: 35mg</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Sodium: 950mg</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Potassium: 460mg</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Total Carbohydrates: 36g</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Protein: 13g</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Kosher: Maybe</span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Price as Tested: $0.88</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Time to Cook: 6-6.5 minutes for 1.1KW microwave</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Suggested beverage pairing: Dry white wines, Coke</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Overall Rating: 76%</span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 13.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Trebuchet MS; color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></p></div>Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4624997809625302793.post-64568037991069934022009-03-28T15:13:00.000-07:002009-03-28T15:33:07.773-07:00Hello, and welcome to my fabulous journey. I will use this blog to share my thoughts an opinions on TV dinners I have consumed. This journey all started after buying 3 Banquet TV Dinners at Wal-Mart for only $0.88 each and decided that it would be nice if people knew what they were getting into before buying a TV dinner. I myself stood in front of the freezer at Wal-Mart trying to decide upon the salisbury steak dinner or the country fried chicken dinner. I hope that this blog will turn into a sort of north star for navigating the ocean of TV dinners and prove itself an invaluable resource for planning the TV dinners you serve at your next dinner party, bat-mitzvah, and even when your just having a relaxing evening in front of the TV. <div><br /></div><div>Aaron<br /><div><br /></div></div>Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359703002499638849noreply@blogger.com0